Why oh why must this site fight with me? Do the geeks know who they’re messing with? Are they aware that Wolverine wants to be like me when he grows up? That’s right – Ada-frikkin-mantium cuzzin.
Want to add a seperate ‘Contacts’ page? Nope. One looooong stream only Boet. (contacts fail)
Want to add a ‘Contact Me’ form so that you don’t have your email address on the front page for every online casino, herbal viagra salesman, work-from-home shark and akai berry store to use to bombard you with 84 zillion spam emails per nanosecond? Nope. No forms. Boet. (form fail)
Want to then use some other companies form instead? Well… um…. I guess… sure, but um… we’re gonna mess it so it looks a bit like:
(Lots of nothing)
(A wee bit more nothing – just coz we can)
And don’t think you can change the code to make it all pretty either, coz it won’t help. (code fail)