Classic Twitter updates from Darth Vader himself...

Okay, so I may have stretched the truth a wee bit when I harped on about “Oh woe is me! So busy! No time to update!” (cue appropriate wailing noises and tearing of cloth) – I guess I could occasionally, over the course of this rather hectic week, manage to scrape together three or four minutes to have a chat with you lot.

So on that note: when next on Twitter, go check out @darthvader. Some of his really rather random tweets are helluva funny.

In addition to those in the above pic, here are a couple of his pearlers:

Tom Hanks thinks he’s the only one who can flip a switch and destroy the planet. Been there, done that.

Note to author: My extremities may be chicken wire & duct tape, but rest of me is all man. I call him “Little Sithy”

So, if they play the Imperial March when Bush & Cheney leave the White House, do I get royalties? I should get royalties.

I feel a tremor in the Force. No, actually it was just my special lunch burrito. My bad.

Note to self: If cronies aren’t sufficiently intimidated after barking out orders, check to make sure your voice box isn’t set on ‘mute’.

Was scheduled to destroy a small rebel enclave this morning but I overslept. Internal chronometer didn’t reset. R&D will pay dearly.

Legend. 17 Points!