Google Adwords throwing freebies at me

So I got an email earlier today from Google Adwords offering me free advertising worth R1000. And in case you’re wondering, this really was from Google, not one of those “buy Acai berry from this Canadian Pharmacy and grow 4 inches and make a zillion dollars a nanosecond (mailed from: honest_bob@google.com) and despite the ‘from’ Google address still ending up in the ‘spam’ folder.

So figured I’d give it a shot. You know those little ads down the side in Google with “Sponsored Links” or words to that effect when you search? Well, I’m giving that a shot, coz it’s free, and well, I’m a cheapskate. Now I’ve gotta come up with keywords to make it appear. Any ideas?

I’ve hit a blank. How about some completely random ones and we’ll see how much traffic I get…
Suggestions:
Girl ninjas (silently making you sandwiches)
Vernon Koekemoer (he are well kief, China, and will moer jou in die bek)
Mielies (Dis mos mielies)
Your mom (Belter of the week 12)
Hippies (Get a job, a bath and a haircut)
Your sister (Belter of the week 13)
Wolverine (coz he’s made of like… adamantium cuzzin)
Rave music (Let the mirrorball govern your soul doef doef doef oontst oontst doef)
Cheetahs (Like leopards, but less hardcore)
Mountain Bikes (Coz road-cycling is for sissies)
Male grooming products (For road-cyclists; see above).

That should about cover it for now. Will let you know how it goes.

Because you care.

Yes you do.

Admit it.

Told you so.

Who’s your daddy?