Who’s feeling a bit chunky then?
Keen to lose that collection of lard around your midriff from one (give or take 20) too many Big-Macs?
Then forget Atkins. Forget the treadmill at the gym. And above all, definitely forget those poncey personal trainers who really should get a real job. Let Vinnie Jones and his penchant for violence (you HAVE seen ‘Snatch’ right?) help you get that beach physique you’ve always wanted (you know, like the one I have – kept really really well hidden under a protective layer of chunkiness).