This travesty has to end. Now. No longer will I walk around in public and be subjected to the hideousness of popped collars. I’ve kept quiet about this for quite a while, in the hopes of it being nothing but a passing fad and going away quietly and in an embarrassed fashion, but apparently it’s here to stay longer than I had anticipated (I anticipated approximately 43 seconds…)
If you sometimes look like this guy when out and about on the town…
… then allow me to propose a solution. I think you’ll find that while it may be considered by some as being slightly harsh, it is not only for your own good, but for the good of society at large. May I present…
Thanks Miller – we all owe you one! And now back to you-with-the-collar: don’t worry, after a while you’ll barely even notice them. It is a necessary evil, and to be honest, you kinda brought this on yourself.
Unless you’re this guy in the picture below, in which case you get to keep the popped collars as a token of the sheer effort required to be this awesome:
15 Points to him. -15 points to everyone else.
But wait, it gets better: I’ve just found a Wikipedia page about popped collars. That is awesome. Check it out by clicking here. I think Wikipedia has earned itself a solid 10 points for their trouble. You legends.
