Okay, WTF? Before I stop updating and get on with this rather hectic project at work, I have one question for you. All of you:
Google Analytics claims that someone found my site by searching for “Oprah Thong” on Google. What! The! F@ck!
Why, for the love of all that’s holy, would you [...]
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Okay, this week just became so far beyond insanely hectic at work that I may just completely clutch out and go running around in the street, headbutting random inanimate objects, all the while shouting at the voices in my head… voices that only I can hear.
Coz I’m special like that…
Why do [...]
Continue reading Is it quiet in here?
I trust you were paying attention a month ago when I instructed every single one of you (that means you!) to check out the music video of She Wolf by Shakira. Yes?
If not, go sit in the corner for a bit and think about what you did.
Then, and only then, do [...]
Continue reading Shakira She Wolf live performance on America’s Got Talent…
A far better way to have ended the movie Twilight…
I whole-heartedly agree! I’d so watch [...]
Continue reading Twilight – How it should have ended…
Ever since I was old enough to appreciate motor vehicles, I have listed anything that rolls out of the doors at Lamborghini (yes – all of them – I’m not fussy) to be in the coveted number one spot of things I drool over.
One of the first supercar memories I have is [...]
Continue reading Lamborghini Reventon Roadster… I want one…
Rachel Stevens, formerly of S Club 7 (but we won’t hold that against her), has been awarded the 2009 Rear of the year title. Maximum respect.
Can you see why?
Just in case you’re a bit hazy on the details:
Okay, so not exactly too much rear in that photo, but I [...]
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So the eagerly awaited latest blockbuster (naturally) novel from Dan Brown is out from today.
I think it’s safe to expect utter chaos at many bookstores as everyone and their brother tries to get hold of it.
Product byline as follows (although not exactly choc-a-bloc with plot details, now is it?):
Six years [...]
Continue reading The Lost Symbol by Dan Brown… available from today…
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So I’m two days into my latest attempt to quit smoking. Which explains why the posts have been a bit lacking since last week.
Coz quitting smoking makes you ever so slightly cranky.
And posting updates is annoying me.
And work is annoying me.
And traffic is annoying me.
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So I was given a loooong speech by my brother about the severe lack of ‘Belter of the week’ posts on this site lately. “Bloody rude” is the highly summarised gist of his (very) long-winded diatribe consisting of (but most definitely not limited to): “You write about lawnmowers! WTF? Where are the Belter pics? [...]
Continue reading Belter of the week 21: Mila Kunis
—-Hee hee hee. ’nuff said.