Dear estate agents…

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Are you an estate agent? Do you list houses available for sale on a website? If so…

Would you be so kind as to remove the f@cking houses that are already sold from the site once you’ve received your pound of flesh from the seller? Okay? Will you please do that? For me?

Coz little old me, keen to get a place of my own, is getting ever so slightly sick and tired of being constantly informed “Sorry, it has been sold” EVERY phone call. Thirteen times in a row today. Are you f@cking kidding me?

I’m glad to hear that your little property empire is doing so well.

Actually, I don’t really give a flying fornication.

Work WITH me. Or no horrifyingly-excessive commissions for you.

Capeish?