The latest batch of spam emails…

I seem to be getting more and more spam email with every day that passes. Well bless their conniving, thieving, evil little hearts – they do try their darndest to make it work.

Take a look at a couple of the latest ones I’ve received:

First up… the personalised (all the while failing dismally) fake recommendation:

Personalised - FAIL - Spam

NEWSFLASH: My name isn’t Judi. And I don’t know anyone named Ann. Well, not with that spelling of the name anyway. That said, I have received about fifteen of these this week alone, each one using a different person’s name.

Still haven’t received one addressed to Stu yet though; so until then, FAIL. Better luck next time.

Next up, the constant bombardment from a bank demanding that their system is changing and I need to log in immediately to prevent me from losing all my cash (joke’s on you – I don’t have any cash).

Fake ABSA Email - Spam

Naturally the highlighted link points to something along the lines of www.sucker.fail.areyouanidiot.com. Next fail: you screwed up the logo – the top is cropped. I really can’t see a bank being that silly.

But the main mistake these clowns with their database lists of addresses made is… I don’t bank with ABSA. So, ummm… gee, I wonder if it’s real.

Fail.