Top 5 worst songs of the 90s. Shite music videos too…

Our folks had The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, The Doors…

We, on the other hand, got this lot:

5. This it it by Dannii

While peering through the crappy video quality, did you manage to spot old Julian McMahon as the bad-haired love interest? You know: Dr Christian Troy from Nip/Tuck. Dannii is rather fine-looking though…

4. No limit by 2 Unlimited

Crap crap crap crap crap doef doef doef doef crap crap crap crap. And let it be known that my brother purchased this CD and inflicted this rubbish on us in the 90s!

3. Doctor Jones by Aqua

From Barbie Girl (Fail) to this. Fail.

2. Cotton Eye Joe by Rednex

I have this sudden urge to go cow tipping, y’all.

1. Blue by Eiffel 65

One of the most annoying songs ever… until that crappy cartoon frog came along anyway. And by the way: this song will now be stuck in your head until at least tomorrow. Sorry.

THIS is our musical legacy? Seriously?