180 Million Dollars... yes please!

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Tomorrow’s Superena jackpot stands at 125 000 000 Euros. If that’s way too many zeroes for you (no worries – it really is quite a lot) let me put it this way: one hundred and twenty five MILLION Euros, or 180 000 000 US Dollars (again with the zeroes…)

For those of us in sunny South Africa:

Just take a minute to picture THAT amount of cash.

Can you imagine?

I can, and regularly do. Right before I scrape together a spot of cash for petrol…

To those who say “money doesn’t buy happiness” I say “go f@ck yourself. Twice. With a bug rubber …” You get the idea. I’m sure I’d be plenty happy zipping off to the Maldives in my private jet for a weekend on my yacht. “But money can’t buy blah blah blah Zzzzzzzzzzz” go away.

So I’ll allow you to know where to get your tickets on one condition: if you win, you owe me an Aston Martin. I’m not greedy, any Aston Martin will do.

Unless of course I win, then you get ummm… my sincere congratulations.

So to allow you the honour of providing me with what is rightfully mine, click here:

Deal?

P.S. Vroooooom.