And just when the hell am I supposed to do that?

Dear fellow bloggers

How exactly do you lot find the time to post an average of ten new and (usually) original posts each and every single day? Hmmm? Obviously this does not apply to those of you who blog for a living (that means you Seth). But as for everyone else…

The rest of us working folks sit in traffic a bit, get to the office, work like slaves, sit in the traffic a bit more, get home, eat dinner, crack a beer, veg in front of the TV a bit (very important) and then round off yet another fascinating day with perhaps a touch of sleep. Repeat until 60. And so it continues.

Apparently bosses frown upon bloggers spending hours posting stories and pics of fast cars and faster women all day at work. I know, how inconsiderate of them. Rumour has it that if they’re kind enough to generously provide me a salary, I need to in turn provide them with some completed work. Who’d have thought?

Additionally, (obviously) that one hour in the evening spent slothing in front of the telly savouring the fineness of a cold Heineken and chuckling along to Top Gear is not to be spent typing and posting. Which leaves… ummm… somewhere around 3am to 4am.

Yet again this becomes a problem: that time has clearly been set aside for being in la-la-land dreaming about Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Alba and a severe shortage of clothing.

So I ask again: WHEN exactly do you lot get to think of, research (ja right), type, upload and post?

Does somebody need a life?

Yes?

Thought so.

Bye – I hear my boss stomping down the halls. Having a job fail.