Who’s slow? I’m slow…

What’s slower than Paris Hilton attempting Black Belt Sudoku?

This site apparently.

Poll - who's awesome? I'm awesome.

According to the poll on the left sidebar – which 9 of you have kindly taken so far, the other 1000 or so of you not so much – the results are as follows:

3 reckon it’s faster than Lindsay Lohan rushing for free booze, 4 say it’s kinda average, while 2 feel it’s slower than Jabba the Hut doing the 100m dash. One friendly even chap rates that “Zzzzzz” is way too fast, so he marked “Other” and then clarified this as “slow”. Touché.

Which means I’ve got some work to do figuring out how to speed this thing up. Best I get started.

So ummm…

Well you see…

Perhaps if I click…

Cue much head-scratching

Oh look, it’s Jessica Alba:

Shew