American Apparel launch their Best Bottom Contest...

Okes… you owe me a kak-load of beer for bringing this to your attention: American Apparel, who apparently make clothes (fascinating… don’t care) have launched their “Best Bottom Contest“.

They’re looking for the new ummm…. ‘face’ of their skimpy stuff, so all a lass has to do is post a photo of her fine posterior wearing the company’s undies. The rest of the world – you, me, every other guy on the planet, Ellen – then get to critically view the submissions, judge them on a sliding scale from Jessica Alba to the Michelin Man’s missus, and vote accordingly.

Can you think of a better way to kill some office time than that?

Bye bye. Click for awesomeness.