Guide to klapping gym boet...

Fancy yourself a bit of a gym rat? If so, you NEED to read the SlickTiger guide to klapping gym boet! It is sheer brilliance, comprising such pearlers as the 5 step plan to klapping gym, (majorly) summarised as:

• The first step to klapping gym boet is to buy a f@cking TIGHT VEST
• Everyone knows that to klap it PROPERLY in the gym you need to be as tanned AS CAN BE!
• In a gym situation you are nothing, NOTHING! without your charnas.
• When is it time to stop getting MASSIVE? NEVER!
• Unless you eat right and inject dangerous steroids daily, you’ll never get RIPPED CHARNA!

Wondering why you should bother getting ripped in the first place? Well, the author, SlickTiger, neatly sums it up as:

But seriously boet! Come off it man! Who needs a normal-sized cheloger when you’ve got two blonde belters, one on each arm ready to BANG YOU BECAUSE YOU’RE SO MASSIVE AND RIPPED!?

’nuff said.

Go check it out. It’s awesome boet.

And then when you’re done getting ripped you get to talk like these two champions in the classic Polka ad:

Chop.

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Thanks Neil