How to suck at Facebook...

The hilarious, and generally slightly odd, fella behind massively popular site The Oatmeal has done it again – this time slagging off those Facebook users who manage to irk the rest of us simple folks trying to spend a few leisurely minutes Facebook-stalking hotties. Take a look:

Classic. Of course this makes my comparatively piss-poor attempt at whining about Facebook users seem rather ho-hum…

Oh well.

Got one more post of The Oatmeal brilliance on this site that you may wanna have a squizz at: 5 very good reasons to punch a dolphin in the mouth…

When you’re done debating the merits of going all Lennox Lewis on a dolphin’s jawbone you might wanna take the time to go check out the rest of The Oatmeal site, with posts such as:

• Why I believe printers were sent from Hell to make us miserable;
• Why I’d rather be punched in the testicles than call customer service;
• How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you;
• Five reasons pigs are more awesome than you;
• How long could you survive chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor; and…

… many many more – all of it legendary.

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Thanks Phillip