Pretoria nightlife... is there any out there?

So where is someone supposed to go party in Pretoria?

Pretoria seems to have a severe lack of awesome nightclubs. We all know the regular waterholes in Menlyn Piazza and Hatfield and one or two clubs scattered around, but surely there are some other shit-hot clubs and cocktail lounges somewhere in the city that I am unaware of.

And I’ve been very lax in my partying lately, so it’s not too hard to believe that there are loads I’ve never heard of. At least I hope there are.

Lemme know if you are aware of them. And if you work for any, or own one, or just spend far too much time there, send me some info on it (stustake [at] stustake [dot] com). I’ll be putting together a list with pics, info and contacts in the not-too-distant future.

And I may even be forced to go and personally road-test each and every one. Watch this space.

Awesome.

And allow me to preempt Jeremy here: Yes, I know you’re going to write a comment along the lines of: “Go to Joburg.”

No.

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Update: 24 January 2011 – And yes, I realise this post is already a year old, but it’s still valid – if you can recommend any good places then drop me a mail: I’ll be sure to check ‘em out and list it here.

Update: 16 January 2012 – Another year down, and still nothing. Seriously? Not one decent spot in Pretoors that you can recommend? Come on y’all! My liver implores thee…