Stop that... you'll go blind!

Ummm… I don’t really know what to say about the following range of products, other than:

No, it’s too easy. I can’t bring myself to say it.

Can I say it now? Please?

How about now? Yes?

Don’t you just love the tagline on the bottom of the box: “Don’t jerk and drive”, as in… “Stop that! You’ll crash.”
I would LOVE to see someone filling in that insurance claim form.

Q: What were you doing at the time of the incident?
A: Ummm… uhhh… well you see… I… ummm… well…

Now? No?

They even sell, or should I say, sold, it on Amazon, But you bought it all, didn’t you? Now they have no more stock. Coz you’re a… Pleeeeeeeezzzzze can I say it now? I’m begging here!

Okay folks, it’s time…

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Drumroll please…

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Coz you’re a… (clears throat in readiness for this grand moment)…

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YOU’RE A WANKER!