Stu from Top Gear...

I am the Stig.

This shocking news may come as a bit of a surprise to you. I was a bit of a surprise to me too.

Remember that post last week about the “Top Gear Ford Fiesta Review“? You know, the funniest review ever ever ever times infinity bru?

Well, some American site by a Cincinnati Ford Dealer (whose site is called the Beechmont Ford Blog and which is all about Fords in general, and in this case the Ford Fiesta in particular), linked to that post.

Nothing too unusual there – blogs link to other related articles all the time. I do it all the time.

In this instance though they did manage to make one teensy-weensy error. Take a look:

You do realise what this means right?

Jeremy, James and Richard se moer! I have officially been promoted and am now the new official host/cast/everything of Top Gear.

Ladies and gentlemen: please allow me to present…

THE EVOLUTION OF TELEVISION!

From this:

to this:

Awesome!

I’d watch that.

Oh, before I forget: You do recall the very first sentence of this post right? The one about the Stig’s true identity? Yes?

Good.

It’s official…