Invasion…
Rome…
and now…
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles.
What am I on about? These are all cool TV series that I got into watching and which then promptly got canned by the US TV networks – just as I started eagerly awaiting the next installments.
And yet 84 trillion crappy and seriously brain-capacity-reducing reality series just keep on trucking forever (and ever and ever and ever times infinity bru), with no end in sight…
Yes, you’re stuck on a tropical island. Don’t care.
Yes, you can sing. Well done. Don’t care.
Yes, lots of hotties in the manor want some crappy red rose from your ugly mug each week so they can listen to more of your lame attempts at spading. Don’t care.
Are you spotting a trend yet? Don’t care.
So what’s a cranky TV viewer to do? I figured I’d call up a few random folks and ask them what they think of the whole debacle… and here are the results:
Dubya agrees with me (coz I promised him a few barrels of free oil)…
Avril Lavigne is on board…
As is Charlize…
Jessica Simpson too (although to be fair she thought I was asking her opinion on crossword puzzles)…
Jordan…
JT…
Marc Anthony…
Megan Fox…
Kim Kardashian interrupted her third shopping spree of the morning to give her 5 cents worth…
Nicole Richie took time out from her delicious-looking lunch of half a lettuce leaf to agree…
Your Gran agrees…
Mother Nature…
And even Armageddon popped in to say “Howzit” and send a message to the ‘suits’ who stuff up my viewing schedule…
So there you have it Mr TV Network bigwig – you’re a tool.
