So who missed me?
And who’s waiting to hear my latest excuse on why this site has been so quiet lately? In fact, while we’re on the subject, who gives a flying-fox-fart about why?
I’m guessing nobody – for all three queries. According to Google Analytics all of you stopped reading this site over the last few weeks anyway… and just because there were never any updates. A bit bloody rude if you ask me, but then you aren’t asking me. Because you’re not reading this… Except for the guy who keeps checking the photos of Jessica Alba – cough cough here cough cough. Hello!
How very Twilight Zone of me: you’re not here. But I’m writing to you anyway. And you know I’m writing to you. Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo (doesn’t really work written down, innit? You know, the theme tune to The Twilight Zone? Yes? No. Never mind. Sigh)
Welcome to the Republic of Stu – population: me.
Cue tumbleweed…
