Despite the ever-so-slightly politically incorrect title of the song this post is about you need to see these two clowns performing their eloquent treffer “Big Booty Bitches”. This clip has done rather well for itself, and for good reason – it’s hilarious. Of course when someone tells you that someone/something is hilarious you can generally be secure in the knowledge that it usually isn’t. In fact it’s usually rather shite.
Except when I tell you so.
Because I wouldn’t dream of lying to you…
I’m all about the truth.
Even if it’s inconvenient.
All together now:
Look into my eyes
Can’t you see they’re open wide
Would I lie to you baby??
Would I lie to you??…oh yeah
Don’t you know it’s true
GirlDear Reader there’s no-one else but you
Would I lie to you baby??
Would I lie to you??
Right ummm… cough cough let’s just agree to keep that between us, okay? I’m sorry, but it just needed to be put on record. For you to know.
oh yeah
And on with the music video. And I use the word video in the loosest possible sense.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctVmNbVu2KA
Classic! Aren’t you just loving the lead guy’s vibe? (no Jeremy, Seth has NOT copyrighted the word.) He looks like he just moored his yacht and popped in for a bit of a sing-song.
Naturally this video went viral (are you even a little surprised?) and was therefore not far from the attention of Ray William Johnson, he of the =3 hit reviews (and by hit I mean an estimated 2.5 million views per viral video review). If you have no idea who I’m on about – I didn’t either till being told about this one, so don’t feel too ashamed – here’s some background info. According to his WikiTubia page:
He sprung into fame in 2009 when he started reviewing viral videos on Youtube. Users submit videos twice a week, and Ray will review each video adding his witty commentary. His show was entitled =3. On =3, Ray has helped popularize many internet memes such as “Communist Roll’d”, “Gingers Do Have Souls”, and the fact that “all women should be in the kitchen.”
Cue Ray…
Loving his work.
Although… he does kinda seem to have a face that’s just begging to be punched, not so? Sorry – an unexpected side-effect of living in Pretoria: If you can’t braai it or tune it, you want to moer it.
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UPDATE: 14 June
This post’s title originally included the name of the song discussed in this post (Big Booty Bitches… Musical duo gets a little carried away…), but after checking the site out again it was pretty evident that the very first words a reader sees upon loading up Stu’s take on… were the first three. Probably not the best way to attract new readers, now is it? Might end up getting blocked all over the place by IT geeks who think this site is one of those websites…
Will probably also end up on the first page of some rather interesting Google searches. While I actively promote new readership, that might not be the best way to go about it.

