This one is for all those who’ve popped out for “a quick drink” only to arise the next morning with a vague recollection of schtupping what at the time looked like Jessica Alba, but in the clear (well, as clear as your hungover head can handle) light of day, more closely resembles Shrek’s Aunt.
Urban Dictionary explains the issue quite nicely:
A phenomenon in which one’s consumption of alcohol makes physically unattractive persons appear beautiful; summed up by the phrase, “there are no ugly women at closing time”.
When I took her to bed, she looked like Halle Berry. When I woke up, she looked like Keith Richards!
Check it – now there’s photographic proof:
Consider yourselves warned.
