Y’all need to giddy on up to this truck dealership:
That’s right folks: a free shotgun with EVERY truck purchased. But only on Friday, Saturday and Monday. Can’t go selling y’all a small arsenal on Sunday, now can we? That’s like a Holy day or something.
Sweet! I’ll take four. And I’m willing to bet this dashing fella will be right there beside me in the queue. He seems like the kinda guy who appreciates, nay expects, a fine complimentary shotgun thrown in whenever he upgrades his truck. Y’all do after all need some shiny new wheels for Friday’s rootin’ tootin’ goodtime country swing.
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