I swear I never tire of the genius Heineken adverts. In fact, I never tire of the ads for most of the beer companies in general. And it isn’t just down to my rather impressive fondness for the stuff, but rather that a number of the companies actually take the time to make decent advertisements. The same can obviously NOT be said for many other companies out there – have you ever been forced to sit through the horror that is a health yoghurt commercial?
“Jirre Sannie, but your previously elephantine posterior can like to look maar moer klein these days.”
“Thanks daaaaaaahling, it’s all down to my eating nothing but these microscopic portions of yoghurt twice a day. Now with added E-coli!”
Well done. No-one cares.
Or my personal favourite: shampoo commercials. I swear these folks make ingredients up as they go along…
I are pragtig, but being pragtig means that my kuif gets the kak treated out of it. It’s apparently full of split-ends and dry and breaks easily and and and. Apparently okes don’t smaak that even remotely stukkend. (Not that any self-respecting guy would know a split-end if it lashed him across the bridge of his nose – but apparently this stuff matters – Ed). But never fear! I’ve discovered new and improved (so which one is it – new OR improved – you can’t have both? – Ed) Oil of PanTimoSchwarzNier, because I reckon I’m worth it. It contains shiny nanoshit and extract of marsupial claw and chunks of avocado and amino acids fortified with vitamins from the lost city of Atlantis’s high priest’s breakfast scraps. Here’s hoping there’s some actual soaplike substance in there too.
Of course no whine about crappy (LOL – wait for it…) advertising would be complete without at least a passing mention of certain cereals packed full of bran..
Random hottie struts around in spandex looking hot.
Random hottie then goes on to discuss crimping one off so regularly that you could set your watch to it.
Random hottie no longer so hot.
Which brings me back, in an extremely roundabout fashion, to the point of this post – yet another rather amusing beer advert – Heineken’s “Men with Talent” ad. Take a look:
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGKFEDqDTAE
Legend. Pure legend. 20 points.
Thanks Phillip.
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Other Heineken Ads:
Other beer ads:
- Castle Lite ad featuring MC Hammer – U can’t touch this…
- Castle Lite ad featuring Vanilla Ice…
- And another funny beer ad…
Other beer-related stuff:
Mmmmm beer…
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