Firstly, you will NEVER see images of kak like LOLcats on this site. No idea what I’m on about? You know those sites of feline fleabags supposedly looking cute and forgetting how to spell their wisecracks/cute messages/general ramblings. This was previously explained by one of the very first posts on this site: Kittens contest winner…. Cheesy? Definitely. Apt? Definitely.
Except this ONE time… coz it’s appropriate. And I make the rules here. Cause I’m the boss fa la la la la not you fa la la la la me! Kinda like Tony Danza. With better hair. Okay with NO hair, but still better.
Anyhoo… on with KITTIES! (wow – I feel the need to punch myself). I said “kitties”. How very…
CHUCK NORRIS!
NINJAS!
BEER!
VIOLENCE AGAINST HIPPIES!
FAST CARS!
Aaaahhhh that’s better.
Meow, mofo.
