Playboy’s new “safe for work”, i.e. no boobs (BOOOO!!!!!) site, the Smoking Jacket, recently decided to whip together what it deems to be the ultimate guy movie. Girls, guns, shit blowing up… you get the idea. Oh, and piranhas. You don’t wanna forget the piranhas.
Check it out:
Oscars for everyone! Can I get it in 3D please?
My one and only complaint: I saw a snippet of Twilight in there. How exactly did Twilight make it into Awesome: the movie? Sparkly vampires… I think not.

