Well that was quick – there’s already a Pippa Middleton Ass Appreciation Society on Facebook… mere hours after the world learnt who she is. And with a staggering 12511 fans at the time of writing – escalating quickly due to a flurry of news reports about it. Here’s the link to the page. You know, for research. Yeah, that’s it – research.
Guys, your lechery knows no bounds. I’m proud of every last one of you. Way to keep it classy lads!
Update: a mere 16 hours later and the page now has 40600 fans!
Update: 3 days… and a whopping 155,514 fans!
Okay, gonna stop updating the total for you lot every couple of days like a commentator. Let’s assume that (i) the total is gonna climb a lot, (ii) the world reckons Pippa has a nice bottom, and (iii) Pippa does in fact have a nice bottom.