PlayEuroMillions.com - win up to 183 million Euro

Melanie Iglesias – Flip Book 1, 2 and 3…


It has truly been a loooooooong time since this blog has posted random photos and clips of finer examples of the fairer sex, and for good reason: the majority of sites that tend towards these sorts of posts tend to be rather sleazy in a pot-bellied, heavy-breathing, knuckle-dragging kind of way. But this [...]

Continue reading Melanie Iglesias – Flip Book 1, 2 and 3…

An update to “Stu’s take on skydiving” – “bitch” level unlocked…


So those of you who have been paying attention will undoubtedly have seen a post last week Friday about the all ways in which skydiving is OMFG scary terrifying. Title of the post? Stu’s take on skydiving…. Kinda apt, I figured. But anyway…

According to my brother, the post achieved one single thing: the [...]

Continue reading An update to “Stu’s take on skydiving” – “bitch” level unlocked…

On killing time…


It’s scary just how much time can be spent on avoiding work. Take this post for instance – whilst I wouldn’t say work is hectic at the moment, I do still have some stuff to do today, and yet here I am, typing nonsensical crap to you lot. And you lot are in [...]

Continue reading On killing time…

Mephobia…


Mephobia: noun – the fear of becoming so awesome that the human race can’t handle it and everybody dies.

Comment spam…


Comments on WordPress posts. This phrase apparently sends spammers into an absolute frenzy of excitement. That’s the only way to possibly explain why this blog, having been back online for barely ONE WEEK, is already receiving around 60 to 100 spam comments a day. And yes, these really are spam comments, even though there [...]

Continue reading Comment spam…

Stu’s take on skydiving…


Geronimo!

So let’s see if I understand this correctly: you want me jump OUT of a perfectly good aeroplane? Seriously? You’re having me on, right?

Apparently so. And apparently what I can expect goes a little something like this: I need to get dressed up in something resembling the wardrobe from an [...]

Continue reading Stu’s take on skydiving…

Nando’s: Last dictator standing advert – pure genius…


This latest advert for Nando’s has been posted on just about every South African blog in the last couple of days, and for good reason. Whilst Nando’s has always had some of the best adverts out there, this one surely takes the cake.

Featuring a Robert Mugabe lookalike, with “Those were the days” playing [...]

Continue reading Nando’s: Last dictator standing advert – pure genius…

I spammed you…


Don’t you just love it when some hacker punk gets access to your email address and spams every single person in your address book with the usual assortment of dodgy misspelled pharmaceuticals, presumably-toxic weight loss products and virtually guaranteed to make it fall off cures for ‘male’ issues? #awkward

I’d love to get hold [...]

Continue reading I spammed you…

Samsung mocks iPhone fanboys…


First post since my much-lauded return from a blogging black hole, and I’ve already thrown my promise of original content, coupled with no more reposts of stuff from across the web, smartly out the window. Like a boss. Oh well.

Anyhoo, you all know the hipster Mac fanboys that queue for days, nay weeks, [...]

Continue reading Samsung mocks iPhone fanboys…

He’s baaaaaaaack…


Greetings y’all!

I bet you thought this site was gone, innit? Well it was, for a looooooong time. Probably had something to do with my being far too cheap to keep paying hosting fees, with a fair bit of being far too lazy to actually update the site regularly. Not generally the best combination [...]

Continue reading He’s baaaaaaaack…