The theory: Duckface – “A term used to descibe the face made if you push your lips together in a combination of a pout and a pucker, giving the impression you have larger cheekbones and bigger lips.”
The reality: What the actual f@ck is wrong with these lasses? Do they really think that pouting so hard that they look like Daisy Duck actually makes them look sexy? On the contrary – it makes them look like they were blowing a mouse and their face got stuck that way. You may think you look sexy. We think you look like a plonker.
Duckface – don’t do it! Here’s why – here’s what you and your mates really look like (with a few guilty-of-duckface-posing celebs thrown in too):
See the problem? Coz I do.
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Update: 4 Jan - It turns out that this is turning into a massively popular post at the moment, so here’s an idea: send me your duckface photos and I’ll add them to the gallery for all the world to see either yours, or your friends’, crimes against cameras. Pics to stustake [at] stustake [dot] com.
It’s true that posing in duck face is so ugly and while looking at the pictures I was like ‘WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!!’ Well, duck face may be ugly when it’s over acting (I mean when its really OVER) … But I’ve seen beautiful duck faces too… but I more likely call it “POUTING LIPS” I really think though that duck face is just a failed version of POUTING LIPS. Chics are so retarded and I don’t get why they are posing ugly and sh&&s . J Lo and Kardashian looked sexy BUT it’s probably because they are ALREADY sexy without doing the poses crap.
Who would want their embarrassing pictures posted here?! (just read the update Jan 4)
-Any ways, all I can say is that girls pose like this because they’re tired of the pretty smile here camera but… duck face is just so… I mean what is indeed bloody wrong with these people?
Hi Pell. Yeah, I never figured folks would send pics of their own duckface photos, but rather those either found online, or of friends who insist on posing like that, despite their valiant attempts to put an end to this hideous practice.