The theory: Duckface – “A term used to descibe the face made if you push your lips together in a combination of a pout and a pucker, giving the impression you have larger cheekbones and bigger lips.”
The reality: What the actual f@ck is wrong with these lasses? Do they really think that pouting so hard that they look like Daisy Duck actually makes them look sexy? On the contrary – it makes them look like they were blowing a mouse and their face got stuck that way. You may think you look sexy. We think you look like a plonker.
Duckface – don’t do it! Here’s why – here’s what you and your mates really look like (with a few guilty-of-duckface-posing celebs thrown in too):
See the problem? Coz I do.
Update: 4 Jan - It turns out that this is turning into a massively popular post at the moment, so here’s an idea: send me your duckface photos and I’ll add them to the gallery for all the world to see either yours, or your friends’, crimes against cameras. Pics to stustake [at] stustake [dot] com.