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Okay, I’ll admit it – I’m a HUGE fan of the comedy TV series The Big Bang Theory…

Which of course means that you now get to read a whole bunch of rather amusing quotes from the show. This is thanks to me seeing a link to a whole site devoted to show quotes.

Coz people have that kind of time on their hands. And I in turn have the kind of time on my hands that allows me to copy and paste half of them.

Quit yer bitching – at least I’m not quoting Star Trek…

So let’s ease into it with a few from the whole team, shall we? First up, the exceedingly eccentric Sheldon:

Sheldon: Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

Raj: always legendary. Leonard and Howard crack a nod too…

Raj: If I could speak the language of rabbits, they would be amazed, and I would be their king.
Leonard: I hate my name. It has ‘nerd’ in it. ‘Len. Nerd.’
Wolowitz: I lost my virginity to my cousin Jeanie.
Raj: I would be kind to my rabbit subjects … at first.

Sheldon: A little misunderstanding? Galileo and the Pope had a little misunderstanding…

Raj: I don’t like bugs, okay? They freak me out.
Sheldon: Interesting. You’re afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.

Howard: Sheldon, you remember the first few weeks we were looking for magnetic monopoles and not finding anything, and you were acting like an obnoxious, giant dictator?
Raj: I thought we were going to be gentle with him.
Howard: That’s why I added the ‘-tator’.

None from Leonard specifically – he’s too whiny…

Which of course brings us to the true legend of the show: Howard Wolowitz – the extremely sleazy and hopeless-with-women character, brilliantly played by Simon Helberg.

Wolowitz: I am a horny engineer, I never joke about math or sex.

Wolowitz: Raj, there’s no place for truth on the Internet.

Wolowitz: Penny, let me take this opportunity to point out that you are looking particularly ravishing today.
Penny: Not with a thousand condoms, Howard.
Wolowitz: So there is a number.

Wolowitz: Check out the sexy nurse. I believe it’s time for me to turn my head and cough.

Wolowitz: If it’s “creepy” to use the Internet, military satellites, and robot aircraft to find a house full of gorgeous young models so I can drop in on them unexpected, then fine, I’m “creepy”.

Wolowitz: Love is not a sprint, it’s a marathon, a relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms – or hits you with the pepper spray.

Wolowitz: They’re called tattoo sleeves… Put them on, have freaky sex with some freaky girl with her business pierced, take them off, and I can still be buried in a Jewish cemetery.

Wolowitz (watching America’s Next Top Model): Oh, look! That’s the future Mrs. Wolowitz. No, wait! That’s the future Mrs. Wolowitz. With her head in the lap of… what a coincidence… it’s the future Mrs. Wolowitz.
Leonard: Yeah, and they can all move in with you and your mother. The current Mrs. Wolowitz.

Speaking of the future Mrs Wolowitz, here’s one for the ladies:

Ladies: You KNOW you want one.

Check out tons more quotes at http://the-big-bang-theory.com/quotes

Thanks Yolandi.

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But wait! There’s more!

And now… the part you’ve all been waiting for…

A few pics of the ever-fine Penny, played by just-as-fine (you think?) Kaley Cuoco. Because no post about the show would be complete without at least a few photos of Penny. And because JP complained that I talk too much kak and don’t show enough hottie pics. So without further ado…

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