So it’s been bloody ages since we’ve had a nice little belter pic here on the world’s greatest, if also the world’s least-regularly updated, blog: Stu’s take…
Well, that ends now! At least for the duration of this one post.
Received this Photograph of the Year contender (well it SHOULD be!) featuring two of my favourites – Natalie Portman & Scarlett Johansson. In one photo! Together! It’s like… it’s like… a little slice of heaven (*wipes tear from corner of eye).
It seems that every single website out there is currently running with this clip of Kate Upton, the cover model of the 2012 Sport Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, having a bit of a dance. And for good reason. She’s a proper cutie (although that’s probably a given, seeing as she is the SI cover model, right? No need for me to explain this to you is there? Fine, fine. Carry on.)
Huh?
huh?
Ja, thought so. Shew.
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While we’re on the subject of Kate Upton, and before you get to ogle more pics and clips of her, I’d like to draw your attention to a post I read yesterday about meanies living up to their name – being mean – about the oh-so-fine Miss Upton. Apparently these knobs reckon she’s “too obvious” to be a Victoria’s Secret model; this according to Sophia Neophitou, the person who casts the Victoria’s Secret fashion shows.
Wow, Ms Neophitou, after the stellar judgement you’ve shown in the past (Miranda Kerr anyone?), I must state for the record that you’re dangerously close to being removed from my Christmas card list. You don’t want to go down that road, now do you? Ja, didn’t think so. Up your game! Social pariahdom awaits those not on it.
Read more from Uproxx about what these tonsils had to say, in an article amusingly titled “NYT story on Kate Upton’s internet popularity filled with quotes from people who should die in a fire“.
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But Kate got her come-uppance, as least on one person, as per yet another Uproxx article - Kate Upton gloriously rejects Darren Rovell’s Valentine’s Day advances on national TV. Herewith a clip of Mr Rovell’s (CNBC sports business reporter) valiant cheesy attempt, and crushing denial. He kept it extra classy by apparently having a preggers missus at home while he asked a model bombshell to be his valentine. Nice work.
This same dance clip on gevaaalik.com, the second place I saw it today (theChive was first, but f@ck ‘em – they’re popular enough without all the link-love I’m dishing out here)
And finally, herewith some Kate footage from Sports Illustrated’s 2012 swimwear shoot – UPDATE: a LINK to the clip, because WordPress is a pain in the whotsit when it comes to embedding virtually ANYTHING! You’d think these geeks who make this kak would have it figured out by now. It’s not like they’re using their precious time chatting up women, now is it?:
Lads, the time has come! The much-anticipated Melanie Iglesias Flip Book: Part 4 “Christmas Edition” is here.
Remember that post from last week entitled “Melanie Iglesias Flip Book 4 – Teaser…“? Of course you do – I’ve seen the post view statistics. You know what I’m talking about. Well, the wait is over. Allow me to present the full and complete Melanie Iglesias Flip Book 4 – Christmas Edition.
You still there? Oi, you! Focus!
There we go. But wait there’s more! Seeing as it’s Christmas and all, here’s a little something extra, a bonus “stocking stuffers edition” (hey, she called it that, not me). The pun is of course not lost of moi, no sirree.
Shew. All fine there. Cleared for duty and all that. Approved.
For those unfamiliar with the previous awesomely fantastic Melanie Iglesias Flip Books, firstly up your game, and then click here to take a look at Flip Books 1, 2 and 3.
Right, back to the original post about the teaser clip:
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Everyone stop what you’re doing! The new Melanie Iglesias Flip Book clip is here!
In a slightly stalkerish fashion, I have just discovered that Melanie Iglesias has released a teaser for her upcoming Flip Book. Literally within the past hour. Meaning you have not yet seen it. Been caught napping, huh?
Well luckily for you that’s where I come in…
Titled ‘Flip Book Part 4 “My Christmas gift to you”‘, a Christmas gift to you it is indeed – from her, to me, and then on to you. Coz that’s how we roll over at stustake.com. All about giving and all that. You’re welcome.
Here we go:
For those unfamiliar with the awesomely fantastic Melanie Iglesias Flip Books, click here to take a look at Flip Books 1, 2 and 3.
Pretty incredible, huh? Will let y’all know as soon as the full Flip Book Part 4 is released (update: see link at start of post).
Happy birthday to Emmanuelle…
Happy birthday to Emmanuelle…
Happy birrrrrrthdayyyyyy to Emmmmmaneullllllllllle…
Happy birthday to Emmanuelle.
Right, after that frankly rather impressive bout of crooning, you’ll probably be under the impression that it’s Emmanuelle Chriqui’s birthday today. And you’d be wrong, you not-very-clever little boy you. But it was her birthday this past Saturday, so we’ll let this one slide.
Who is Emmanuelle Chriqui? Sigh. In honour of Sloan from Entourage‘s 34th, allow me to present a gallery of 47 of her finest photos (it’s a trick: ALL her photos are her finest):
Ed’s note: Shamelessly pilfered by me from a nearly identical post on COED Magazine. But bollocks to them – I don’t see any “We took all these photos by ourselves and thus own them so raspberries to you-type messages. So I’m gonna assume they stole them from another site, who in turn lifted some of the images from yet other sites. Somewhere out there there must be a photographer pulling his hair out and going “Will SOMEONE please pay me for my photos? ANYONE? FFS!”. But I digress. And Dear Mr COED Magazine Editor Dude: just kidding. For the LULZ and all that. We love you guys.
Besides, there’s a whole gallery of Emmanuelle Chriqui photos above, so there ain’t a snowball’s chance in hell that you’re even reading this.
It has truly been a loooooooong time since this blog has posted random photos and clips of finer examples of the fairer sex, and for good reason: the majority of sites that tend towards these sorts of posts tend to be rather sleazy in a pot-bellied, heavy-breathing, knuckle-dragging kind of way. But this site? Never! Of course not posting these things and not checking these things out on the net are two very different things. Which brings me to the point of all this: The Melanie Iglesias Flip Book. Yes, many sites have been posting these YouTube clips, but I was deeply concerned that there might be someone, anyone, out there who was not familiar with this, the single item that truly gives stop-motion photography, the ability to upload video, and of course YouTube, a purpose on this planet.
No: not-really-funny videos about your jamming on the dancefloor hammer-style is NOT the reason for the existence of these things; this is:
The Melanie Iglesias Flip Book. Melanie was the winner of Maxim Magazine’s 2010 Hometown Hotties Contest
First some further info: “The Melanie Iglesias Flip Book is a stop motion video made up of approximately 2,000 photos featuring Melanie Iglesias changing into different outfits. Photographed by Michael Creagh in just one take. No photos have been retouched.”
Fascinating. Now take a look. (SFW)
This clip was such a raging success that there have been two follow-ups, namely The Melanie Iglesias Flip Book: Part 2, starring her friend Lisa Ramos, and The Melanie Iglesias Flip Book: Part 3 (Halloween Edition)
Well that was quick – there’s already a Pippa Middleton Ass Appreciation Society on Facebook… mere hours after the world learnt who she is. And with a staggering 12511 fans at the time of writing – escalating quickly due to a flurry of news reports about it. Here’s the link to the page. You know, for research. Yeah, that’s it – research.
Guys, your lechery knows no bounds. I’m proud of every last one of you. Way to keep it classy lads!
— Update: a mere 16 hours later and the page now has 40600 fans!
Update: 3 days… and a whopping 155,514 fans!
Okay, gonna stop updating the total for you lot every couple of days like a commentator. Let’s assume that (i) the total is gonna climb a lot, (ii) the world reckons Pippa has a nice bottom, and (iii) Pippa does in fact have a nice bottom.
Coz it’s been a while since I last posted a clip of hotties just being hot, for hotness’ sake…
Not that that is what’s happening in this clip. No sirree, this site is all about education and safety and umm… knowing how to save lives and stuff. Yeah that’s it: saving lives!
With this really rather noble cause in mind, may I present “Super Sexy CPR”. Because you really ought to know how to do this kinda stuff:
Do I really need to type anything here? Is there even the remotest chance in hell that you’re going to read absolutely anything I write here now that you’re aware of the presence of a video containing Jessica Alba somewhere within this post?
I thought so.
Jessica Alba looking face-meltingly hot on film for GQ – ’nuff said. I’ll bet you read that!
