Stu's take…

So ummm… yeah… it’s a Victoria’s Secret ad starring Miranda Kerr. And ummm… are you even reading this?

Proving yet again that Stu’s take on… covers virtually any topic out there, as spelled out in the About page, we’ve moved from a post about incorrectly identifying a palindrome to pictures of hotties in one fell swoop. How’s that for versatility?

It’s been a while since photos of a lass of suitable hotness have appeared on this site. Never fear, dear lecherous lads, I got your back.

Seeing as South Africa is all about hosting the world during the 2010 FIFA World Cup over the next few weeks, and so many foreign sites have recently been posting articles with titles like “South Africa’s 10 Hottest Women” etc. I figured we should see what our esteemed visitors have to offer us in return. This will allow us to properly gauge the welcome we should extend to the visiting hordes of football fans landing in Joburg.

Sufficiently fine ladyfolk = “Welcome to our fine country! Here’s a nice cold beer!”
Mingers = “Voetsek!”

This time it’s coming to you from the country of Mexico, our first opponents in the World Cup. Say hello to their finest specimen (if you choose to ignore the lovely Salma Hayek. You wouldn’t though, would you?), Ninel Conde.

According to Wikipedia…

Ninel Herrera Conde is a Mexican actress, model, and Latin Grammy Award-nominated recording artist, best known for her performances in Rebelde and Fuego En La Sangre.

Fascinating. Redelbe – great movie.

It was a movie, right? Or a song? How about a book? No wait, probably not a book, as they’re harping on about her performance. Man, I’m well-smart when I choose to be! Should probably choose to a bit more often though…

Right, history lesson over, it’s time for a brief introduction. Class, say hello to Ninel. Ninel say hello to… all of mankind.

Glad nie te lelik nie, né?

And just for good measure, I thought I’d throw in a few pictures too. You’re welcome.

Click on the first image to enlarge it and start the gallery.

If anyone needs me I’ll be in Mexico (after the World Cup that is).

Apparently the tequila’s not too rubbish there either .

Ellen Pompeo

Can’t say I’ve ever considered Miss “let’s see just how much I can whine, mope and sulk in a single episode of the estrogen-fest commonly referred to as Grey’s Anatomy” Ellen Pompeo to be up there in the hottie stakes. Probably got a lot to do with the above-mentioned high-maintenanceness (that is a word, I swear. Well, it is now. I have spoken). However, according to Holy Taco, she is in fact “well fine”.

Well, Monsieur dude-who-writes-Holy-Taco, I’LL be the judge of that. Or you can – check out their mini-gallery (6 pics) of Ellen looking none too shabby – HERE.

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“More belter pics please!” I hear you plead. Oh alright – click HERE.

Okes… you owe me a kak-load of beer for bringing this to your attention: American Apparel, who apparently make clothes (fascinating… don’t care) have launched their “Best Bottom Contest“.

They’re looking for the new ummm…. ‘face’ of their skimpy stuff, so all a lass has to do is post a photo of her fine posterior wearing the company’s undies. The rest of the world – you, me, every other guy on the planet, Ellen – then get to critically view the submissions, judge them on a sliding scale from Jessica Alba to the Michelin Man’s missus, and vote accordingly.

Can you think of a better way to kill some office time than that?

Bye bye. Click for awesomeness.

This ad has been titled “The sexiest commercial ever”. If that’s what whoever posted this on Youtube called it… well then, it must be scientific fact.

This site however happens to be ever so slightly more democratic (unless of course I disagree with your opinion, or you annoy me, or I don’t feel like listening, but otherwise it’s a model of democracy) I’ll allow you the honour of deciding. Watch the clip and let me know. Because I value your opinion. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

No really, I do. Snigger.

Oh, and in case you get somewhat distracted, here’s a brief synopsis of the plot:

1. Hottie chilling
2. Hottie drinks Xenergy drink
3. Hottie dances hotly

Awesomeness.

Yes? No? Maybe?

Oi! Focus! I’m talking to you…