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One more, coz it’s Friday. Which means I’m too lazy to type long article-type stuff. Kinda like most other days lately it would seem…

Stallone Schwarzenegger Lucas


Source: Pilfered from theCHIVE.

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Obama vs the Queen…


Obama Queen Goal


Source: Pilfered from theCHIVE.

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Gold & diamond-covered sushi – why?


Some folks need their heads read: apparently you can now treat yourself to sushi at a cost of $2,750. “Why so pricey?” I hear my local Ocean Basket branch whine. Well, good Sirs, it’s due mainly (okay, it’s due pretty much TOTALLY) to it being covered in gold and diamonds.

Take a look:

BornRich.org described it like this:

For those rich food fanatics who like to savor the most expensive foods and delicacies known to the man, next on the list is world’s most expensive sushi made by Filipino chef Angelito Araneta Jr. What makes this plate of sushi consisting of five pieces the most expensive is not the fish, but the garnishing in gold leaves and diamonds. The sushi is garnished with .20-carat African diamonds and wrapped with 24-karat gold leaves and is available in a restaurant in Manila for $2,750.

All I can say about this is: “Why? WTF is the point of covering your chow in gold and diamonds?” Pretentious knobs, the lot of ‘em!


Source: BornRich.org. And while we’re on the subject take a look at their previous post titled: “Most expensive food items in the world“.

I’ll be sure to give this self-indulgent stuff the attention it deserves as I munch on my Marmite-on-toast I’m planning on feasting on tonight.

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Abandoned psychiatric hospital images…


Jissis. Take a look at these pics of an abandoned mental asylum in New Jersey. That place would scare the kak outta you on a moonlit night.

The institution in question is a New Jersey State Hospital located in Morristown, NJ, USA, and was built in the 1870′s. Known as Greystone Psychiatric Hospital it’s probably safe to assume that the very next day it was considered by all who passed by to be ‘as scary as f@ck!’

Abandoned Mental Asylum

Abandoned Mental Asylum

Click the first of the below images to open up the rest of the gallery:


These pics are taken from Forbidden Places. Head over for a look and to see even more pics of the place. There is also a detailed description of the tour these brave souls did in the building to snap these pictures, along with a video clip with the “New jocks please” caption: “The wind blowing the gossamer curtain in the operation room made for a ghostly sight.” Ya think?

How they ever managed to get out to tell their tale before the ghosts got them is anyone’s guess.

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3 million iPads and iPhone 4 reviews…


What? Apple’s in the news for a change? Surely that can’t be so.

Believe it folks – it has been a whole 3 minutes since Apple last dominated the world’s technology news. Here’s the latest:

Apple iPad

3 million iPads sold in less than 3 months

Despite numerous folks asking what exactly the point of Apple’s iPad is, fans have clearly found a need, nay a devotion, to the thing.

According to Mashable:

Apple has announced that it’s sold 3 million iPads -– less than three months since the device hit stores.

It would appear that iPad sales aren’t slowing down at all since launch – in fact, they might be accelerating. The company announced it had hit two million devices sold just 22 days ago, whereas it took the company 28 days to sell its first million devices, and another month to sell its second. With the device going on sale in more countries in July, those numbers could jump even faster.

Not too shabby. By the way, I see you still haven’t bought me one yet. What exactly is the delay? Maaitjie FAIL.

Apple iPhone 4

First iPhone 4 reviews coming in

According to Wired some tech journos managed to get their hands on the new iPhone 4, and their reviews are starting to come in. Here’s the crux of it:

The reviewers agreed that the iPhone 4’s hardware is state-of-the-art industrial design.

Detailed enough for you? Yes? No? Maybe?

Unfortunately the majority of the snippets deal more with moaning about America’s (apparently) rather rubbish AT&T network – seeing as the phone is locked to them, a la Vodacom here in South Africa, – and less about the phone itself.

Dear iPhone 4 reviewers cited in the article

There are other countries on the planet too. Yes, that is correct – Earth does not consist solely of the good ol’ US of A. Capeish? We want to know about the phone, not your FAIL networks.

The iPhone 4 goes on sale tomorrow (Thursday 24 June) in the US, the UK, France, Germany and Japan. And in South Africa? Who knows…

Just incidentally, I want one. In case you were wondering. So whenever you get around to buying me that iPad you promised, feel free to throw in an iPhone 4 for good measure. Thanks, you’re a legend!

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Know what your iPhone doesn't have? Balls...


Until now that is.

PhoneBalls

An enterprising site has released Phoneballs – that’s right, a silicone cover for your iPhone with ummm… balls.

According to the manufacturers site, the features are as follows:

  • Provides a little something to tug on. We play with ‘em all the time.
  • Protects your data port from dirt and dust, yet easy to tuck back when you need to connect
  • Soft, grippy silicone case doesn’t add much bulk (well, other than those bulky balls!)
  • If they get dirty, just wash those dirty, sticky little balls with a little soap and water, they will come clean. You had better believe it!
  • iPhone NOT included – sigh… always need to spell this one out, don’t they? And all because some dick (oh very clever, given the context) will sue them when he opens the package (and again! Stu you’re brilliant!) and alas there is no iPhone included. What a tool! (okay, enough now.)
  • Have fun while doing a good thing. Remember, 10% of what we make here goes to fight testicular cancer!

So as per the final point, it’s all for a good cause. Get your iPhone a set in either BlueBalls or PeachFuzz.

PhoneBalls whup em out

Classic! 10 points.


Note - and this note applies to many US-based online sales websites: The site states that “Due to popular demand, we are looking into international shipping”. So it might be a bit of an issue to get them at the moment. I really don’t see what there is to ‘look into’. Phone DHL. Say “Hi Mr DHL. I’d like to send this parcel to South Africa. How much? Okay, here’s the money”. Sorted.

C’mon – it’s not that complicated people!

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South Africa or bust...


Andrew Grady

Ever tried hitchhiking? I know I did during my wayward youth. It’s not something I’d recommend – you wait for literally hours before anyone will give you a lift, and for good reason: in this day and age of dodgy folks you never quite know:

  • as the hitchhiker –  who’s offering you a lift, and whether they plan to wear your head as a hat;
  • as the driver – whether they’re escaped loonies with a penchant for homicide and/or boyband music.

My experience in thumbing a ride from Pretoria to Johannesburg over 10 years ago was a long drawn out affair as I spent literally hours watching cars zoom by while the drivers mumbled something along the lines of “Get a car you useless hippie!”.

Well one guy has taken the whole concept of hitchhiking a step further, as explained by a post on Luxury Logistics:

Andrew Grady and a cameraman started their voyage to South Africa a couple of weeks ago. The aim is to get through to South Africa in time to watch England win the FIFA World Cup (like that’s going to happen). Andrew set off outside his home in West London 5 weeks ago and is currently in Ouagadougou. To be honest I have never even heard of this city.

To fight boredom and to also help inform his family and friends back home of his efforts, Andrew has created a blog that he updates very regularly. He has had quite an adventure to date.

Catch all his news at My Magic Thumb. If you have the time send him a message of encouragement. I am sure he will need some from time to time.

I just hope he has bought tickets to the final. It would be a real pain in the ass if he gets there and tickets are sold out.

Good luck mate. It’s a valiant effort, if a little misguided – we all know know who’s gonna be raising that World Cup trophy aloft on 11 July, and it sure as Hell ain’t England…


Follow Andrew’s progress on his epic trip to South Africa, and when you’re done…
Head over to Luxury Logistics for a look around. Tell PJ that Stu sent you.

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Google Street View South Africa goes live...


As reported here last week, Google Street View South Africa launched today. Naturally it took me all of 4 seconds to type in my address, and lo and behold, there was my house! How cool is that?

Stu's House Google Street View

And of course there’s my brother’s car parked in the driveway. He’s clearly there to raid MY fridge and watch MY satellite television. Get a job!

Let’s all just try to ignore the Psychiatric Hospital marked on the little map in the corner though, okay? Running this site has not driven me completely batty. Yet. Of course it’s nice to know that if I ever do feel the need to skip up and down the road while wearing a tutu and hurling insults at random pot plants for their plot to enslave buttercups help is not too far away…

For those of you who have never used Street View before you can simply change the orientation by clicking the compass and literally follow the road along to see exactly where you need to be going, a la:

Stu's House Google Street View

No more crappy cartoonish maps for me, no Sir!

Go try it out for yourself: http://maps.google.com/. Not all the major intersections and places you’d expect to be available appear to be so, but I assume it’ll get there eventually. I imaging that a feature like this is constantly being updated.

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Orangutan and dog become friends...


Orangutan and Dog friends

Another feel good animal-friendship story for this cold Monday morning…

Hound Dog and Orangutan Become Best Friends

Unlikely friends Surya the orangutan and Roscoe the hound dog were recently featured on National Geographic and the story of how these two animal pals met is now all over the internet. Get this: the orangutan was out for his daily elephant ride — OMG, jealous! — when he spotted “a worn-out old hound dog.” They ran right toward each other and hugged like long lost best friends.

Surya has learned to share his monkey biscuits with Roscoe and also to take him for a walk (which is actually more like a roll for the orangutan). The humans at the facility where Surya and Roscoe live are clearly pretty charmed by this animal pair. One of their keepers says, “Anything they can do together, I think they enjoy. Even if they just lay down together and hug.” Aww!

Source: urlesque

There is a YouTube clip of the two available on urlesque, the source of this post, but alas, National Geographic have blocked access to it outside of their main territories. Where those territories are and end evades me, but it does work in the USA. Or at least I assume so, or they wouldn’t have posted it, né?

Additionally, Sky News has a 12 photo slideshow of the pair. Go have a look.

Anyway… ag cute.

Orangutan and Dog friends

Images sourced from a previous urlesque post about these two.


Another ‘ag moeder’ animal-friendship story:

Hippo and Tortoise

The hippopotamus and the tortoise…

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'Quit Facebook Day' is here...


Facebook Banned Logo

Apparently Facebook has wound a couple of folks up one too many times. If you’ve been following all the skinner and skandaal in the news about the constant changes to Facebook’s security systems you’ll be aware that things may be ever so slightly lax over there.

With this in mind, some users formed a petition-style site aimed at getting as many people as possible to delete their Facebook profiles on Quit Facebook Day – today, the 31st of May 2010. Why they couldn’t just simply harrumph to themselves and quietly delete their own profiles and be done with it I’ll never know. We all know how much everyone likes a good protest, né?

At the time of writing the site had 26 084 cranky profile-owners signed up and ready to go. Hey Buddy – perhaps if you didn’t feel the need to put every single detail of your mundane existence all over the web you wouldn’t be so concerned…

26 000 out of approx 400 to 500 million users… whatever will Facebook do?

Fascinating.

Yawn…

UPDATE: Tuesday 1 June
So ummm… did it happen? If so, did anyone notice? The website Quit Facebook Day still looks exactly the same as it did yesterday, the only difference being another 8 000 or so folks have signed up.

Where are the banners? Where’s the “CONGRATULATIONS! YOU DID IT! NOW BUGGER OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE!” welcoming Flash animation (with customary booms and whizzes of course)? Hmmm?

Boring.

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