An awesome shirt form the slightly odd folks over at T-Shirt Hell:
LOTS and LOTS of awesome shirts over there. Check ‘em out (and feel free to buy me one. Ta.)
Speaking of shirts… I’m still waiting for my Keep Calm and Chive On shirt to arrive. Those of you familiar with the whole KCCO and Chive Everywhere thing from The Chive will now be kinda jealous in a not-too-convincing manner. Everyone else will have no idea what I’m on about and quietly move along to the next post. Nothing to see here folks.
Dear all my ex South African mates who hightailed it to Australia over the last decade or so. You’ll probably need a bit of local knowledge to get by in your new home. Always being keen to help another out when in a jam, I herewith present a handy cut-out-and-keep map of Aussie for your study:
Finally, my prayers have been answered. Okay, not really, but it turns out that I’m at least not alone in my quest for a Facebook button that ACTUALLY relates to what I think about 99% of the statuses I read:
You lot know Vinnie Jones, right? The Guy Ritchie movie stalwart who looks, and sounds, as though he was put on this Earth with the sole purpose of causing other people massive amounts of pain. All without breaking a sweat of course.
Well he has now teamed up with the British Heart Foundation to teach you hands-only CPR, set to (appropriately enough) the Bee Gees’ massive hit Stayin’ Alive. Take a look:
I imagine he’d accidentally crush your ribcage into powder if not paying attention, but that’s to be expected: he’s kinda the bloke Chuck Norris wants to be when he grows up.
For more light-hearted clips of His Royal Vinnieness, check out “Vinnie Jones will beat you thin…” a clip of his very own ‘Attack Cardio’ – his way of getting you thin, presumably by causing you to literally crap yourself skinny from pure fear.
And then, while we’re on the subject of saving lives, the guys may wanna click over to another old post, “Super Sexy CPR“, coz it really is important to know how to do this stuff…
So with all the world’s media abuzz, and everyone generally getting very excited, it was only a matter of time until some clown decided to make a fake Prince William Twitter profile. The point? To tweet the Prince’s thoughts and actions as the big day approaches of course.
Most celebs have spoof profiles all about them, but this is one of the better ones. Herewith a few choice examples:
Considering a last minute switch to St Paul’s – imagine the look on those campers’ faces!
Frantically trying to put names to faces, have not a clue who half these ‘guests’ are. #Awkward
Just realised the wedding clashes with the snooker. FFS! Too late to postpone?
Just woken in Calais with ‘Winning’ plastered across one’s forehead. WTF? #EpicStag
Practicing one’s ‘amazed’ look for when she walks down the aisle. Just in case…
Have sent Prince Harry to the Westminster Abbey ‘campsite’ armed with water cannons #hygiene.
Source: Failblog After Dark. A rather amusing site from the creators of the more well-known FAILBlog.org, featuring the usual smattering of amusing FAILs, but fails that are not always “office-safe”… Check it out.