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Vinnie Jones teaches you hands-only CPR…


Vinnie Jones

You lot know Vinnie Jones, right? The Guy Ritchie movie stalwart who looks, and sounds, as though he was put on this Earth with the sole purpose of causing other people massive amounts of pain. All without breaking a sweat of course.

Well he has now teamed up with the British Heart Foundation to teach you hands-only CPR, set to (appropriately enough) the Bee Gees’ massive hit Stayin’ Alive. Take a look:

I imagine he’d accidentally crush your ribcage into powder if not paying attention, but that’s to be expected: he’s kinda the bloke Chuck Norris wants to be when he grows up.

For more light-hearted clips of His Royal Vinnieness, check out “Vinnie Jones will beat you thin…” a clip of his very own ‘Attack Cardio’ – his way of getting you thin, presumably by causing you to literally crap yourself skinny from pure fear.

And then, while we’re on the subject of saving lives, the guys may wanna click over to another old post, “Super Sexy CPR“, coz it really is important to know how to do this stuff…

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Barney Stinson – thumbs up…


No real long drawn out point to this post – just Barney Stinson being awesome. Figured it’d cheer those of you still working this late in December up a bit.

Barney Stinson Thumbs up

Who’s awesome?


Other Barney Stinson posts on this site:


Thanks to gevaaalik.com for bringing this GIF to my attention. 

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Spoof Prince William on Twitter


Prince William

So with all the world’s media abuzz, and everyone generally getting very excited, it was only a matter of time until some clown decided to make a fake Prince William Twitter profile. The point? To tweet the Prince’s thoughts and actions as the big day approaches of course.

Most celebs have spoof profiles all about them, but this is one of the better ones. Herewith a few choice examples:

  • Considering a last minute switch to St Paul’s – imagine the look on those campers’ faces!
  • Frantically trying to put names to faces, have not a clue who half these ‘guests’ are. #Awkward
  • Just realised the wedding clashes with the snooker. FFS! Too late to postpone?
  • Just woken in Calais with ‘Winning’ plastered across one’s forehead. WTF? #EpicStag
  • Practicing one’s ‘amazed’ look for when she walks down the aisle. Just in case…
  • Have sent Prince Harry to the Westminster Abbey ‘campsite’ armed with water cannons #hygiene.

Good effort!

Check out the rest on Twitter – William_HRH.


And while we’re on the subject of Twitter – cough cough @stustake cough cough

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Lindsay Lohan cocktails…


Lindsay Lohan got OWNED! Check it out:

Lindsay Lohan cocktail

Oh very clever you guys!


Source: Failblog After Dark. A rather amusing site from the creators of the more well-known FAILBlog.org, featuring the usual smattering of amusing FAILs, but fails that are not always “office-safe”… Check it out.

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Why some are not, and never will be, sufficiently gangster…


In keeping with the gangster spirit around these parts which started with this legend of a T-shirt…

I noticed that you're gangster

…I figured I’d share this latest pearler with you lot:

So Gangster

Word.


Source: Failbook.com

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So I’m guessing that’s a “no” then?


I guess not - Failbook

So Tony, that would be a no, right?

Just wanted to be sure.


Failbook’s Copyright conveniently ignored. Coz I thieve Like a Boss!

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Win of the day – Gandalf vs Dumbledore…


Check it: bunch of nerds ‘aving a Gandalf vs Dumbledore discussion. “Yawn” I hear all of you… yawn. Yes, but hang on, gimme a chance: you might wanna read the last answer, you know: the looong one. This really-rather-amusing Batman-esque-looking-fella is the one smartass nerd to rule them all… LIKE A BOSS!

gandalf vs dumbledore

Pure class! 10 points!


Pilfered from Failbook.

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The Lonely Island… comedy legends do it again!


The Lonely Island

So have you been keeping up to date with the latest releases from The Lonely Island? For those not familiar with these three, The Lonely Island is an American comedy troupe composed of Akiva Schaffer, Jorma Taccone, and Andy Samberg, best known for its musical parodies (as written on Wikipedia – so it MUST be true ;) ). Take one of their latest, and one of their best, examples – with really really really impressive viewership stats listed too (who says this site ain’t educationamal educationarising well smart?):

I just had sex (feat. Akon) – and starring the superbly-fine Jessica Alba (38,9 million views so far!)

Comedy gold? Thought so. But it doesn’t end there – check out some of these guys’ previous classics:

Jizz in my pants – starring Molly Sims and Jamie-Lynn Sigler (95,7 million views so far!)

I’m on a boat (ft. T-Pain) (51,1 million views)

Like a boss (ft. Seth Rogen) (43,3 million views)

Legendary. Just what was needed on a Monday!


Further info:

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Time travelling status updates…


No idea why, but this Failbook post reeeeally appeals to me:

Time Machine FB Status

That’s right – I’m F@CKING HARDCORE, boet!

Schweet.


Source: Failbook

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The hipster move…


Are you a hipster? Are you moving? Well then, flatrate.com has just the solution for you: The hipster move.

Take a look:

The Hipster Move

WIN!


Source: FAIL Blog

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