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Check it: bunch of nerds ‘aving a Gandalf vs Dumbledore discussion. “Yawn” I hear all of you… yawn. Yes, but hang on, gimme a chance: you might wanna read the last answer, you know: the looong one. This really-rather-amusing Batman-esque-looking-fella is the one smartass nerd to rule them all… LIKE A BOSS!
Pure class! 10 points! — 
So have you been keeping up to date with the latest releases from The Lonely Island? For those not familiar with these three, The Lonely Island is an American comedy troupe composed of Akiva Schaffer, Jorma Taccone, and Andy Samberg, best known for its musical parodies (as written on Wikipedia – so it MUST be true I just had sex (feat. Akon) – and starring the superbly-fine Jessica Alba (38,9 million views so far!)Comedy gold? Thought so. But it doesn’t end there – check out some of these guys’ previous classics: Jizz in my pants – starring Molly Sims and Jamie-Lynn Sigler (95,7 million views so far!)I’m on a boat (ft. T-Pain) (51,1 million views)Like a boss (ft. Seth Rogen) (43,3 million views)Legendary. Just what was needed on a Monday! —
Are you a hipster? Are you moving? Well then, flatrate.com has just the solution for you: The hipster move. Take a look:
WIN! — Playboy’s new “safe for work”, i.e. no boobs (BOOOO!!!!!) site, the Smoking Jacket, recently decided to whip together what it deems to be the ultimate guy movie. Girls, guns, shit blowing up… you get the idea. Oh, and piranhas. You don’t wanna forget the piranhas. Check it out: Oscars for everyone! Can I get it in 3D please? My one and only complaint: I saw a snippet of Twilight in there. How exactly did Twilight make it into Awesome: the movie? Sparkly vampires… I think not. Because some folks think “in first gear” it generally helps to put things into pretty pictures for them. In this vein, allow me to present an infographic of a rather popular and well-known song:
— Y’all need to giddy on up to this truck dealership:
That’s right folks: a free shotgun with EVERY truck purchased. But only on Friday, Saturday and Monday. Can’t go selling y’all a small arsenal on Sunday, now can we? That’s like a Holy day or something. Sweet! I’ll take four. And I’m willing to bet this dashing fella will be right there beside me in the queue. He seems like the kinda guy who appreciates, nay expects, a fine complimentary shotgun thrown in whenever he upgrades his truck. Y’all do after all need some shiny new wheels for Friday’s rootin’ tootin’ goodtime country swing.
— One more, coz it’s Friday. Which means I’m too lazy to type long article-type stuff. Kinda like most other days lately it would seem…
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