Oh very clever.
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Thanks Neil.
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Are you a hipster? Are you moving? Well then, flatrate.com has just the solution for you: The hipster move. Take a look:
WIN! — Because some folks think “in first gear” it generally helps to put things into pretty pictures for them. In this vein, allow me to present an infographic of a rather popular and well-known song:
— Y’all need to giddy on up to this truck dealership:
That’s right folks: a free shotgun with EVERY truck purchased. But only on Friday, Saturday and Monday. Can’t go selling y’all a small arsenal on Sunday, now can we? That’s like a Holy day or something. Sweet! I’ll take four. And I’m willing to bet this dashing fella will be right there beside me in the queue. He seems like the kinda guy who appreciates, nay expects, a fine complimentary shotgun thrown in whenever he upgrades his truck. Y’all do after all need some shiny new wheels for Friday’s rootin’ tootin’ goodtime country swing.
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This one is for all those who’ve popped out for “a quick drink” only to arise the next morning with a vague recollection of schtupping what at the time looked like Jessica Alba, but in the clear (well, as clear as your hungover head can handle) light of day, more closely resembles Shrek’s Aunt. Urban Dictionary explains the issue quite nicely:
Check it – now there’s photographic proof:
Consider yourselves warned. Oh very clever…
Huh? Sigh… here you go: Firstly, you will NEVER see images of kak like LOLcats on this site. No idea what I’m on about? You know those sites of feline fleabags supposedly looking cute and forgetting how to spell their wisecracks/cute messages/general ramblings. This was previously explained by one of the very first posts on this site: Kittens contest winner…. Cheesy? Definitely. Apt? Definitely. Except this ONE time… coz it’s appropriate. And I make the rules here. Cause I’m the boss fa la la la la not you fa la la la la me! Kinda like Tony Danza. With better hair. Okay with NO hair, but still better. Anyhoo… on with KITTIES! (wow – I feel the need to punch myself). I said “kitties”. How very… CHUCK NORRIS! Aaaahhhh that’s better.
Meow, mofo. Ad wars: gotta love ‘em. Here’s an oldie, but always a goodie: First up, BMW goes looking for kak:
Quite clever, not so? Of course Audi had to come right back and go “Eeeezzzzz it?”
Bam! Your move, pal! Suddenly, from out of nowhere, comes Subaru (who invited them anyway) cracking “What? Is it, boet?”
That’s what’s up! Now now kiddies, play nicely. — |
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