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The theory: Duckface – “A term used to descibe the face made if you push your lips together in a combination of a pout and a pucker, giving the impression you have larger cheekbones and bigger lips.” The reality: What the actual f@ck is wrong with these lasses? Do they really think that pouting so hard that they look like Daisy Duck actually makes them look sexy? On the contrary – it makes them look like they were blowing a mouse and their face got stuck that way. You may think you look sexy. We think you look like a plonker. Duckface – don’t do it! Here’s why – here’s what you and your mates really look like (with a few guilty-of-duckface-posing celebs thrown in too): 
See the problem? Coz I do. pouts — Once again, BMW win the prize for best ad with this pearler of an advert for their used cars:
Nicely done lads. —
Lindsay Lohan got OWNED! Check it out:
Oh very clever you guys! — In keeping with the gangster spirit around these parts which started with this legend of a T-shirt…
…I figured I’d share this latest pearler with you lot:
Word. —
So Tony, that would be a no, right? Just wanted to be sure. —
Remember that “Onesie to rule them all” image I posted a few days ago? Well it turns out that that monstrosity isn’t the only fashion disaster floating around the interwebs at the moment. Take a look at this gallery of fashion adverts from the days of yore and then ask yourself one simple question: “WTF was I thinking?” Because we all know you wore this stuff (especially the mesh knit underwear you foxy thing you). And just because the above-mentioned “onesie” is sooooooo 70s porn star I feel the need to include it once again as the final image in the gallery. You’re welcome. Click the first image to start the gallery. 
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