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DollarShaveClub.com – Our Blades Are F***ing Great…


Okay, so I’m probably the final person who owns a blog to post this clip from DollarShaveClub.com – pretty much every humour blog I’ve come across has brought this one to their reader’s attention over the course of the week. Well, I’m from Pretoria, so we’re a bit slower than the rest of the pack, aight?

Anyway, check out how marketing should be done. That’s right, these guys are for real – it’s not just a piss-take video:

Pure class.

Their site: Dollar Shave Club.

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Who’s driving you home tonight?


Who's driving you home tonight?

Do you lot remember the ad from a while back about what happens to you in prison? The one with the blood-chilling line “Pappa wag vir jou”? Yeah, that one. For those unfamiliar with the ad that explains exactly why drinking and driving is such a bad idea, here’s a recap:

Time for an update. Brandhouse have just released their new ad for the Drive Dry campaign, called “Who’s driving you home tonight?”. Take a look, and then be sure to ask the barman for a tall glass of chilled water – that fifth beer no longer seems like such a good idea, right?

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Bird feeds dog…


Here we go once again with a post about animals. I guess I may have slight hippie tendencies… but, but lookit! It’s a bird! Feeding a dog!

Bird feeds Dog GIF


Other animal-related posts on this site:

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Now that the Bulls play in pink…


You lot seen this?

Vodacom Bulls pink away jersey

According to Supersport.com, “The Vodacom Bulls have launched their new away kit – a combination of pink and purple “inspired by the Jacaranda trees of Pretoria.”"

Riiiiiiiiiight. It’s a good thing for all opposition players that Bakkies Botha left to Toulon. Otherwise, people would be forced to mock him for his pretty pink rugby jersey. And then he’d stomp their faces into the ground. Repeatedly. Because he can.

Anyway, not ones to waste an instant when it comes to wisecracking, some rugby fans (and obviously NOT Bulls loyalists) have posted some new rules for my beloved team and game time. Allow me to present:

Now that the Bulls play in pink…:

  1. One lucky season ticket holder will win a free make-over during half time of each match.
  2. Fans will no longer be allowed to braai before kick-off, instead fondue stations will be available for snacks.
  3. The beer tent will no longer sell beer, but a wide variety of fruity drinks will be available.
  4. The dancing girls will be replaced by a French poodleparade.
  5. The man of the match will not receive a trophy, but rather a subscription to House and Home magazine.
  6. The yellow card area will not be referred to as the sin bin, but will now be known as the temper tantrum tank.
  7. The stadium will change from the Bull-Ring to the Fairy Garden.
  8. The new mascot will be Lady the French Poodle.
  9. A booth will be provided to exchange those dangerous horned helmets for the more appropriate silk scarf.
  10. Liefling will still be the unofficial song.

 

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Gotye – Somebody That I Used To Know (feat. Kimbra)…


So this one has been playing non-stop on every single radio station (except RSG of course, want pop musiek is die duiwel se musiek!) and every single music channel for the last few weeks. Which means that you’re probably past the stage of thinking “not a bad tune”, have moved onto “kinda dig it”, and am mere days away from “okay, getting a little tired of it by now”.

To help you along your way then, here’s one more listen for you lot. You’re welcome.

Kimbra’s not too shabby, huh?


Lookit – I found a pretty good live version of the tune too, this one performed at KCRW:

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ChianoSky – Sick Sick – Music video…


ChianoSky Sick Sick

Just to keep you lot on your toes, here’s a music video for a change, but with a catch.

The catch is this: it’s NOT angry music. I know: mind blown! It’s not like me to post a video that doesn’t involve at least two (2) verses of an angry fella shouting.

Hailing from Joburg, take a look (and a listen) to the not-too-hard-on-the-eyes-(or-ears) ChianoSky, who’s been tearing up the local radio station airwaves with what is guaranteed to become a regular playlist item at your local night spot. Except for the night spots in Boksburg, as they’re still working through the latest Whigfield and 2 Unlimited CD singles.

Catchy, né?

More ChianoSky: Facebook, Twitter and YouTube

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Anonymous good Samaritans pay off other people’s kids’ Christmas presents on layaway…


Second feel good story of the day:

A shopper reacts after learning that her layaway bill was paid by an anonymous stranger.

There are still plenty of kind-hearted folks out there. A recent article on Jezebel.com described a number of instances of anonymous shoppers paying off the layaway accounts of people who were paying off their childrens’ Christmas presents on layaway at KMart in the US.

Syracuse.com reported that “Santa seems to be getting some help: Anonymous donors are paying off strangers’ layaway accounts, buying the Christmas gifts other families couldn’t afford, especially toys and children’s clothes set aside by impoverished parents.”

According to Yahoo! Finance, ”The young father stood in line at the Kmart layaway counter, wearing dirty clothes and worn-out boots. With him were three small children.

He asked to pay something on his bill because he knew he wouldn’t be able to afford it all before Christmas. Then a mysterious woman stepped up to the counter.

“She told him, ‘No, I’m paying for it,’” recalled Edna Deppe, assistant manager at the store in Indianapolis. “He just stood there and looked at her and then looked at me and asked if it was a joke. I told him it wasn’t, and that she was going to pay for him. And he just busted out in tears.”

A second case of anonymous charity panned out as follows:

Dona Bremser, an Omaha nurse, was at work when a Kmart employee called to tell her that someone had paid off the $70 balance of her layaway account, which held nearly $200 in toys for her 4-year-old son.

“I was speechless,” Bremser said. “It made me believe in Christmas again.”

Dozens of other customers have received similar calls in Nebraska, Michigan, Iowa, Indiana and Montana.

The benefactors generally ask to help families who are squirreling away items for young children. They often pay a portion of the balance, usually all but a few dollars or cents so the layaway order stays in the store’s system.”

A KMart staffer explained further, “The sad memories of layaways lost prompted at least one good Samaritan to pay off the accounts of five people at an Omaha Kmart, said Karl Graff, the store’s assistant manager.

“She told me that when she was younger, her mom used to set up things on layaway at Kmart, but they rarely were able to pay them off because they just didn’t have the money for it,” Graff said.

He called a woman who had been helped, “and she broke down in tears on the phone with me. She wasn’t sure she was going to be able to pay off their layaway and was afraid their kids weren’t going to have anything for Christmas.”

“You know, 50 bucks may not sound like a lot, but I tell you what, at the right time, it may as well be a million dollars for some people,” Graff said.

Graff’s store alone has seen about a dozen layaway accounts paid off in the last 10 days, with the donors paying $50 to $250 on each account.”

See? There are still some saints amongst the sinners after all.


Sources: Jezebel.comYahoo! Finance, Syracuse.com

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Deaf baby Jonathan gets cochlear implants, hears his mother’s voice for the 1st time…


Jonathan smiles

It’s Christmas, so time for a few feel good stories…

I doubt there’s a single person out there who will not immediately be overcome be the urge to go “awwwwwwwwww” upon seeing this clip.

Meet baby Jonathan, an 8-month old deaf boy who’s having his cochlear implants switched on for the first time and thus hearing sound, and his mother’s voice, for the very first time.

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The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey – trailer


The Hobbit An Unexpected Journey

Years after the massive success of J.R.R. Tolkien’s “The Lord of the Rings” trilogy, and after a fair amount of delay due to all sorts of production issues, comes the highly-anticipated prequel – “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey”.

To be released as a two-part epic, it’s in the same big-budget style and manner we’ve come to expect from His Royal Peter Jacksonness. With a year to go till it’s released in theatres, Warner Bros have released one of the official trailers to whet your appetite.

For those who haven’t read the book, here’s a brief description from the film’s IMDB page:

Bilbo Baggins is swept into a quest to reclaim the lost Dwarf Kingdom of Erebor from the fearsome dragon Smaug. Approached out of the blue by the wizard Gandalf the Grey, Bilbo finds himself joining a company of thirteen dwarves led by the legendary warrior, Thorin Oakenshield. Their journey will take them into the Wild; through treacherous lands swarming with Goblins and Orcs, deadly Wargs and Giant Spiders, Shapeshifters and Sorcerers. Although their goal lies to the East and the wastelands of the Lonely Mountain first they must escape the goblin tunnels, where Bilbo meets the creature that will change his life forever … Gollum. Here, alone with Gollum, on the shores of an underground lake, the unassuming Bilbo Baggins not only discovers depths of guile and courage that surprise even him, he also gains possession of Gollum’s “precious” ring that holds unexpected and useful qualities.

The second part of the franchise, due out at the end of 2013, will be titled “The Hobbit: There and Back Again” (again according to IMDB).

Take a look:

Gonna be good: looks like a winner, Precious.

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Got £7 million and zero taste? Here’s a car for you…


Mercedes McLaren SLR 999

They see me rollin...

That’s right, this £7 million (approx $9.4 million) monstrosity is apparently up for grabs.

According to a post on eMercedesBenz, “a flamboyant entrepreneur, Swiss businessman Ueli Anliker, turned his Mercedes McLaren SLR into his very own custom red and gold super car. For those of you interested, Ueli is now selling his custom ride for a mere £7 million. At current conversion rates, that is $9,377,900.00.”

Apparently “the Mercedes McLaren SLR took a team of 35 men who spent a total of 30,000 man hours and more than £3.5 million in order to develop Anliker’s McLaren SLR 999 Red Gold Dream.”

Of course the lads over at Top Gear had a bit to say about this (you know, for once). Apparently they felt that the paintwork could “burn a hole through your eyes and into your nightmares” due to the 25 layers of red paint and 5kg of gold dust layered on to it.

Some more specs from the aforementioned article:

  • Each of the SLR’s wheels are covered in 24 carat gold in addition to the gold covered headlights and door sills.
  • the interior boasts jewelled indicators, gold trimmed steering wheel and ruby-covered switchgear.
  • In total there are more than 600 rubies on the inside of the car.
  • The supercharged 5.4-litre engine has been power boosted from 640bhp to 999 bhp – giving it a top speed of more than 210mph.

Lotto louts of the world – rejoice!

Check out some more pics, compliments of a combination of eMercedesBenz and theChive:

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