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So…
Who reckons that this whole having-a-job thing is horridly overrated?
Who reckons that life would be better spent chilling in a hammock on their very own tropical island while three Jessica Alba lookalikes feeds them grapes? (Or three Frodo Baggins lookalikes if that’s your thing – who am I to judge?)
Who reckons that the saying “money can’t buy you happiness” is just said by people who don’t have enough of it?
Everyone who had the smarts to raise their hands may want to continue reading. Everyone else… surely there is no “everyone else” – I just cannot believe that there could possibly be. But on the off chance that there is actually one person out there who did not raise their hand… you know what? No! I refuse to entertain the notion!
You lot may have noticed the ads on this site for Play Euromillions in the past (there’s one quietly minding its own business right now over in the left-hand column). Well, we’ve evolved. You lucky sods now get the chance to select your jackpot-winning numbers right here on Stu’s take on…
So without further ado, pick your lottery of choice and give it horns! Once you’ve made your selection and clicked ‘Play Numbers’ you’ll be redirected to the main (and well-established in case you’re wondering) Play Huge Lottos site to handle all that pesky registration and payment stuff (part of PlayUKinternet – providing secure ticket purchasing services for over 10 years). A minor distraction when you consider that you’ll soon be on your way to using Fortune Magazine as loo paper and calling Ms Alba up to start peeling those grapes while you wait for your butler to bring the grey poupon.
